Annie: (while Shawn is getting ready to leave for class) Do you know how much I love you?
Shawn: I love you too honey. (Pause, looks at me, realizes he didn't answer Annie's question, decides to play along.) I mean, how much do you love me?
Annie: I love you THIS much (stretches her arms out wide with fingers outstretched as well.) See how even my fingers are stretched so that my love can stretch beyond my fingers and never end? (moves her arms so they are stretching towards Shawn.) And now I'm shooting my love across the room to you.
Shawn: (shuddering as if he's been zapped by Annie's love ray) I can feel the love! I love you too!
Among many other reasons I'm glad I married a man willing to play along with my silliness.
Now I have to go mow the lawn, because that's how much I love my man. I'll mow the lawn for him AND pick up the dog poop.